Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth." "That’s a nice shirt. " "I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you." "Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! Phrases like this don't help you stand out and can be BORING to read after having seen them so many times.The good thing is, if you write a unique profile you'll immediately set yourself apart from others on the site and gain an advantage. We'll get into more detail about how to do this in the sections below.
I bet you use Crest." "I never saw you coming and I'll never be the same." "Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world?
" "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? " "I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead." "You wanna know what's beautiful?
" "You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out." "YOU. NOW." "Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia? Read the first word again." "Be unique and different, say yes." "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Because I’d love to meat you." "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes." "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? " "If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you." "Are you African?
Basically, it's a hookup site; not that there's anything wrong with that, so first impressions mean everything.
A great picture might get you a second look (or a swipe right, in this case), but it's the chat sessions where the magic really happens. So there you have it; 20 funny pick up lines you can put to use on Tinder today.