(He’s been mentally ill since he was a child.)Armed Robber2: Kill am! Fine Grandma: That will not be your portion in Jesus’ name! For hours after the ordeal, everybody was still shaking, apart from uncle Remi and Uncle Tre, who were fuming! The skinny policeman flew across the room and landed in the corner. Fine Grandma was not having it.“Release my sons right now! Grandmomsi suggested that they be suspended for a little while instead, and that’s what happened.
That’s how they locked us inside the room and escaped o. Uncle Ladi and Uncle Damo were in the thick of it with three policemen, and my grandma flung one skinny one off Uncle Damo. Long story short, the cops got a good thumping until some more policemen came in and locked Uncle Ladi and Damo up as well. We wanted to use that your big head for money but the oracle said you were too ugly! The DPO damn near lay flat on the floor for her, and promised to dismiss the policemen.
No vex abeg, I’ve been enjoying the loooong Easter break a little too much. You only drank three Heinekens and you’re blinking like an idiot.
The guy pushed Uncle Remi, and he reluctantly started to lie down. Please o my son, they won’t set you on fire in Jesus’ name. (He’s been daft since birth.)Uncle Remi: Mummy, who’s mad? Five years ago, Donna's second husband had some bad news."He told me I had to move out," she recalls, "so he could move his girlfriend in." Donna didn't think there could be a third chance at love. (My son is mentally deranged.)Uncle Remi: Who is sick in the head? God will bless you o, they won’t catch you in the name of God! Meanwhile they started taking jewellery and all the money they could find. Donna followed the advice and joined Silver Singles.Shortly thereafter, she received a "smile" from Skipper Rod, a now 49-year-old boater from Ocean Park, Wash. We were clowning Uncle Tre, because the guy went to chop Isi-ewu the day before and it had upset his stomach. Yesterday, we were reminiscing about Nigeria and I almost died of laughter men, especially when she reminded me about our 'armed robber' ordeal. We were all in my grandmomsi’s bedroom gisting, apart from Uncle Remi, who was downstairs.